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[Don't Join the Clock Crew]

News announcements like these...

...are better off in the forums. That's all I have to say and need to say.

[Dead]

Dang...

...your current score is only 2.77, including my vote. And considering your talent, that's a let down.

Again, good stuff. I imagine this would be a lot gorier if you had actual Flash. You saving up for that by the way? You should be.

Pictures were better this time around. You're really squeezing that I-Pod flash to its limits, I can tell. I have given higher scores this time around because I have decided that you have earned the benefit of the doubt.

Ominous and chilling... all with sub-par equipment. Consider yourself talented.

Waiting to see more,

DarkX.

cerebraldoom responds:

i love you..

[What's in the Block?]

Take 6: Someone set us up the bomb...

But the take with the Bullet Bills was the meanest. Mean, but funny. It's the most original flash, but that's a small complaint considering how much you made me laugh. And I'm giving that a ten because making me laugh makes my day. And I feel a 10/10 and a 5/5 is an apt way of showing gratitude. Wouldn't you agree?

I hope others greet this with the same reception I did. I found this funny and I look forward to your next work!

DarkX.

[Avoiding Blamnation (LL)]

Ok, alright, it was good...

...but could we have done without the flashing penis??? Really now, the banana f****ng a strawberry wasn't enough? You yourself said that Newgrounders find porn elsewhere, not here!
Some things never change...
On another note, it was pretty funny, a bit more original than most and clever on quite a few notes. Even though this is clock work, its really good. It's just the penis that killed it for me.

Oh well.

DarkX.

JujubeLock responds:

The only thing changed from the original was the flashing penis. That was supposed to be the joke.

[Rehab For Fictional Char.]

Aw, Sonny's not there...

You know, from Cocoa Puffs? He would fit in anyway...

I just wanted to say the lyricist is very clever and I laughed at pretty much every line. Most namely at "Fill their stockings with my North Pole!". Very funny how it's a rehab center where they sing about their problems. Now, I understand that every artist has their style, but I was a bit put off at that some characters looked VERY different. Disappointed, but, as a whole, it earns a 9/10. Mr. Burnham, your lyrics are excellent and I hope to hear more from you in the future. Mr. Hadel, while I was slightly let down by the shortcomings in making the characters look like they normally do but that doesn't change that your art is really good.

I hope the both of you keep this up, you make a great team.

DarkX.

[White Rabbit - 1]

I'm at an honest loss of how to feel...

...so a three and a seven should do. Considering that we're talking about Flash FROM AN I-POD, (I can't sincerely believe that Apple has Flash in it's clutches too! What next, Namco???) I'd have to say it's impressive. And I do dig the "notebook," drawing style. And it's trippy. Nothing ever wrong with that. However, it LOOPED. I HATE loops. They are only meant for video game songs that don't have an end. Not for Flashes. And some things were hard to make out.

To sum it all up, save up and get the real Flash. I'm sure you could work wonders with that and a Wacom tablet if you can get your hands on one. For now, the highlight of this whole thing was that the guy freakin' shot the sun! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???

Good luck to your future endeavors,

DarkX.

cerebraldoom responds:

Thanks for the awesome review. I really appreciate it.

[The epic boobs of Ucogi]

I'm reviewing this...

...just so I can come back to it another day. Personally though, this shoulda been in the art section. Alas, who am I to complain? :)

[Connected]

Simple and true message...

...and yes, I do agree that it was swooshy and looked nice. But I feel that the lack of detail gave it a lackluster feel. That's the only thing taking away from your score. Otherwise, everything "connected," quite nicely. The flow of objects, images and references. A nice little flash. It's a shame it didn't make the competition because it would have surely made it up there, I'm certain.

All in all, good job. I approve of this highly. Hat's off to you.

DarkX

[WHOOKOS Beta: Epis 1]

That's my kinda group!!!

I would so be the next friend in their group. Definitely. Except for maybe the jacuzzi part 0_o No.

Still funny, quite original, and I'm looking forward to the next installment!

SURPRISE!

[Rick Mann vs Boss Man]

I just cracked like an egg!!!

It was a bit long of a wait. But for the original, expert gags, great animation, great sound (you dare enter the lair of BOSS MAN!!!?!?!?) it was worth it! Those other characters looked interesting and I would love that this be continued and expanded upon! You're a great model for animators to aspire to and I hope you continue to produce grade A works like this. Rock on man!

-DarkX.

PS: If you could get a hold of a good programmer, is the making of a game out of this any bit of a possibility? That would be amazing and I would so play it! Whatever your choice is, good luck in your future endeavors!

DarqV responds:

You're too kind! And yes, if I could get someone to program it, I'd LOVE to make a game out of this. I'd just need someone who's an expert and re-creating Mega Man gameplay. Like the dude who did Mega Man vs Ghosts and Goblins.

Thanks for the nice words!