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Apologies and Bacon...

Posted by DarkX64 - April 20th, 2010


So it's been forever since a post huh? My, how the time does fly. But when you've got Senior Project, two (yes, TWO) upcoming proms, a subscription that won't cancel and STILL takes away your money AND a symphonic band competition to worry about, things get pushed to the side. Unfortunately, Guardian and my supposed monthly post things were the first to go. Guardian has been sitting dead for a while now. But when summer rolls around, I'll breathe life into it yet (earlier if I'm lucky. However, I wouldn't count on it. L). And as for the monthly "under-the radar-artist's," feature, I'm afraid that may have to be done away with altogether. It's just not healthy for me to try to uphold a promise that inevitably becomes broken. So, no more of that. I, however have a list of artists that are still going to get recognition on my page. And, so the last list isn't forgotten, I'll post a link to it when the new one's done.

I'm sorry to everyone for the hold up. Especially, zero and sin. In fact, probably only you two. While I don't have enough time to put up Guardian, I can put up the Bacon overdose. When April's fools happened, I copied and pasted as much of the nonsense as I could. I know it's not much, but I hope you like it.

notanerd1 says:
Kevin Bacon is the Nerd, Kevin Bacon is awesome, and Kevin Bacon will always be better than you. You can't deny Kevin Bacon's awesome. Kevin Bacon could beat you at everything if Kevin Bacon tried. Kevin Bacon can even beat you at everything with out trying. Kevin Bacon is awesome. And because Kevin Bacon is awesome, Kevin Bacon can do anything. Bow before Kevin Bacon, pawn. Kevin Bacon is you lord, master, king, ruler, and god. You shall listen to none but Kevin Bacon, Kevin Bacon control you, Kevin Bacon is the best. You are a minion, and nothing better.
DarkX64 responds:
Except that your obviously speech-that-took-you-hours-to-wri te lacked anything about being an emperor, much less the lack of foresight in matching up your name with your title. Which, Kevin Bacon's page Kevin Bacon's rules, put's you below the level of a minion. How does THAT make you feel?
Even a n00b can stand up to and beat the gods and, as such, become divinely kick ass themselves. And, your lack of recognition of Kevin Bacon's own little things about Kevin Bacon that make Kevin Bacon awesome in Kevin Bacon's own right is ultimately your final and ironic demise.
Moral of the story?
Don't try Kevin Bacon. You will lose day and night, heat and cold, bright or might, young or old!!!
DarkX

PS: Kevin Bacon found something that Kevin Bacon has been missing out on for far too long. If you saw the Dr. Mario with lyrics video, you saw that music was credit of some guy called "brentalfloss." If the video below amazes you, go to his channel and be even more amazed. Stuff is a trip for sure.

deny595 says:
visit mah page to watch EPIC DILDO FAIL dont forget to comment to its funny 2
DarkX64 responds:
Motivate Kevin Bacon to do so.

zerogeass says:
well Kevin Bacon is looking forward to it, so get on it!
DarkX64 responds:
DON'T RUSH Kevin Bacon DANG IT!!!
Kevin Bacon is busy trying to win the affections of someone wonderful, DON'T INTERRUPT THE PROCESS!!!

sinfulwolf says:
You should update more often.
DarkX64 responds:
Kevin Bacon is getting to it...
Kevin Bacon just don't have that much time for it...
And Kevin Bacon's next post is still under construction.

Kevin Bacon dont like those who accept cant take peoples opinion.

Hah. Neither have Kevin Bacon.

Lots of ideas, and quite a few seem rather interesting. Though "fuck the law" is putting Kevin Bacon off a bit.

Kevin Bacon do hope you enjoy.

"Kevin Bacon seek passage, that is all,"

"Kevin Bacon's name is Gwenhwyfar."

"Stay here. Kevin Bacon do not think this will be long,"

"Captain MacDonald Kevin Bacon presume. You knew Kevin Bacon was coming,"

"So then why do you wish to speak with Kevin Bacon?"

"Kevin Bacon is, and Kevin Bacon did."

"Kevin Bacon is simply passing through. Kevin Bacon is here for a boat only."

"Why are you helping Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon could have secured Kevin Bacon's own passage,"

"Politics. Kevin Bacon do not want you in Kevin Bacon's city. If it were not for your clan, Kevin Bacon would have you killed and burned. As it is, Kevin Bacon has the safety of the people here to watch out for. Should anyone been found slain by you, and Kevin Bacon will know, Kevin Bacon will hunt you down creature."

"Kevin Bacon has not. Kevin Bacon has however seen how troops sent to fight for him vanish. Kevin Bacon's forces shrink ever so slightly with each raid he commits, and his grow,"

"Kevin Bacon has not yet decided. The priests tell Kevin Bacon that Kevin Bacon should stay, the lords and advisors say Kevin Bacon should leave. After the things Kevin Bacon has seen and done here Kevin Bacon's friend, Kevin Bacon is not so sure God cares what Kevin Bacon do,"

"These walls may have ears, but Kevin Bacon has eyes in Kevin Bacon's purse. Kevin Bacon can discover what Du Lac is plotting, even if the kings are too busy squabbling amongst each other to notice,"

"Then do it. Kevin Bacon move to ensure no more of Kevin Bacon's men are transferred to Du Lac's command. Meet with Kevin Bacon when you have learned something, until then Kevin Bacon's friend, be at peace,"

Kevin Bacon asked for MOAR and Kevin Bacon got MOAR!

Kevin Bacon did state that Kevin Bacon liked Gwen, but just because she's Kevin Bacon's favorite does not mean Kevin Bacon will treat other characters unjustly, as readers may greatly enjoy characters other than Kevin Bacon's favorites. Lord du Lac is an interesting person, and Kevin Bacon has been tinkering with his background a bit. Kevin Bacon will have fun with him.

Kevin Bacon is not worried about the politics. Kevin Bacon is going to write the story as Kevin Bacon want to, and how it wants to. Kevin Bacon was simply putting out a disclaimer of sorts so people some what know what they are getting into.

And Kevin Bacon wil be looking forward to it. but Kevin Bacon really need to get on top of things.
Kevin Bacon has a lot of free time now, so hopefuly Kevin Bacon will get something done.
Unrelated
Kevin Bacon just saw the trailer for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier.
it looks awesome.

Kevin Bacon should be angry at myself for not being motivated to make better use of Kevin Bacon's time and even angrier that Kevin Bacon had to make a post in apologies (yes, to ALL THREE of you :P). The former problem is a serious inhibitor to Kevin Bacon's work and, as such, resolve to fix that soon.

Anyway, Kevin Bacon felt the need to revise the list. Feel free to say whatever you want about Kevin Bacon's way of naming things, why Kevin Bacon has so many ideas or just call Kevin Bacon crazy. Whatever. And this time around, Kevin Bacon has decided to include other ideas that are less likely to happen.

YOU PUT UP THE NEW ONE WITHOUT EVEN TELLING Kevin Bacon!!!!

Kevin Bacon CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT DOWN SANTA CLAUS!!!

Kevin Bacon is just so confused by this song. It didn't rock Kevin Bacon's tits, it rocked Kevin Bacon's BRAIN.

"BUT WAIT! Kevin Bacon FORGOT THE RECEIPT!"

There's so much in this world Kevin Bacon won't understand. This is one of those things.

That gave Kevin Bacon a fit of giggles! Kevin Bacon saw what was coming but it was still a pleasant surprise! Good animation, simple story, this was great and Kevin Bacon is glad Kevin Bacon took the time to watch it! Kevin Bacon hope this review let's you know that Kevin Bacon appreciate quality thing's like this. Keep 'em comin!

Kevin Bacon has enjoyed this for years but Kevin Bacon finally get to say that not only have Kevin Bacon beat this on hard but
IT ROCKS!

Kevin Bacon has sacrificed many hours of Kevin Bacon's time just to get farther than last time. Again, thanks and Kevin Bacon look forward to your next brilliant piece of work. :)

I thought these were amusing. If you can remember any from that day, or if you can point what is what, feel free.

Also, I figured I would put up some of my favorites from my youtube account: DarkX64. Quite the shocker, huh? For now it's all favorites. Any possibility of uploads are on the backburner but not entirely out of the picture. For now, here's some genius for the day. A sure fire smile maker, that's what this is!
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That's all, signing out for now.

Sincerely,

DarkX.


Comments (12)

Never mind the embed code that clearly isn't working...
I don't know what's up.
I'll fix it some other time. Sorry. But, if you insist, the video's called &quot;Touchtone Genius,&quot; and it's in my favorites. The link to my youtube page does work. Hope you enjoy if you watch.

-DarkX

thats mathmatical!!

Is that a good thing?

wow, you really made up for lost time didn't you?

Not yet. If you stick around, I'll make an attempt at redemption yet. Hope it works.

It's an entire page of Kevin Bacon, holy shite.

So, were you amused?

Kevin Bacon, funny day.

Its ok about the lateness and stuff, i've been busy as fuck too. Tommorow i should be free, perhaps some today.

good luck with the prom, projects and the band.

Thanks, I'm gonna need it.

To tell you the truth, not really. It was amusing when I saw it on April 1st, but I quickly got bored of it.

Sorry. I just thought some of it was quite memorable and had to be saved. At the very least, you can come back to this page years from now and still get a chuckle or two. I know I will. :)

This is true.

doesnt look like anyones said it yet. so let me be the first to say......what the fuck did i just read. really funny though i guess thats all that matters

kevin bacon likes

You just read April Fool's Day on a stick.

And we approve of your approval, Kevin Bacon.

Guardian!

It's coming along! Give me a minute!

If you hurry with the story, I'll write more sex scenes.

Agh, I need to set aside better free time. I'll pm and explain myself when I'm not being rushed to sleep. So horribly sorry for the delay!

Alright. I'll wait for the PM.